Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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