32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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