Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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