why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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