butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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