She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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