party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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