He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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