he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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