Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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