he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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