Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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