and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
