dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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