And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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