marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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