It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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