Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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