What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Little spoons don't ask big questions
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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