don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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