Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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