You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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