Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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