I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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