North Korea, Best Korea!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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