you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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