It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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