Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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