that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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