They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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