I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I woke up under a house in Key West
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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