I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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