on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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