I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
