I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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