i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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