So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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