big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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its like you know when i get waxed
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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