i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I forget how to act sober
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