Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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