I'm laying in your front yard are you home
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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