Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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