Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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