Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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