other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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