Do you still have your period?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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