its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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