I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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