Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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