i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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