Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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