What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
